NerkyGrrl

Urgh. Is… butter… supposed to be this hard?

Don’t worry about me, Dad. Keep working on your grant. I’m not even here. Not eeeeven here.

Yes. The vittles are okay. But I stand by my assertion that they would be better with whipped cream.

We needed someplace to put all the bling from Danica, so we made this jewelry box out of a shoe box, tissue paper, and Hello Kitty duct tape.

I don’t need that little car to go down the ramp. This’ll work… fine.

Sharon was out all day, so she asked us to watch Katie the dog for her. I watched her from the pool.

“No Katie. Don’t drink the pool.”

I don’t know, Denise. If the twins put it over the balcony, new batteries might not help.

Danica gave me a bunch of bling, so I dressed for dinner.

“Dad put Nutella on my waffle, but I wanted to do it! I don’t want that waffle, now. I wanted to put the Nutella on!”

Mornings are hard.