Look at all this old stuff we found when cleaning out the closets.

“Change my diaper!”
“You’re not wearing a diaper.”
“I’m wearing a pretend diaper.”
“Well, I don’t think your pretend diaper is dirty.”
“It is! It has pretend pee.”
“I’ll pretend change it, then.”
“No. It’s real pee!”
“…I don’t like where this is going.”

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