Sidewalk 3: Girl 0

Sarah: It’s bleeeding!
Mom: It’s not so bad. It will be fine.
Sarah: Sniff. This is just like you, Mom.
Mom: … What do you mean?
Sarah: In aikido.
Mom: You mean when I got kicked in the mouth in aikido?
Sarah: Yeah. And you were bleeding. This is like that. I’ll need a new outfit now.
Mom: What? Why do you need new clothes?
Sarah: To practice my aikido.

3 Responses to “”

  1. Renee Says:

    good job, sarah! ask for new clothes at every opportunity!

  2. Renee Says:

    sorry about your face 🙁

  3. Grandma Says:

    What happened to the other guy?

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