Sidewalk 3: Girl 0
Sarah: It’s bleeeding!
Mom: It’s not so bad. It will be fine.
Sarah: Sniff. This is just like you, Mom.
Mom: … What do you mean?
Sarah: In aikido.
Mom: You mean when I got kicked in the mouth in aikido?
Sarah: Yeah. And you were bleeding. This is like that. I’ll need a new outfit now.
Mom: What? Why do you need new clothes?
Sarah: To practice my aikido.
June 20th, 2012 at 9:48 am
good job, sarah! ask for new clothes at every opportunity!
June 20th, 2012 at 9:49 am
sorry about your face 🙁
June 21st, 2012 at 5:51 am
What happened to the other guy?