NerkyGrrl

It’s spring break, so Mom and I did some research and then opened my first savings account. It’s a very grown-up thing, you know.

Also, I wasn’t so sure that Mom’s purse was the best place for my money.

I tricked Mom into unlocking her cellphone while she was ignoring me at fight club, and I took 900 selfies.

The bouncy castle arrived for my birthday party today. Check out its majesty.

Also, Mom made a dragon cake that looks more like a cat.

Sometimes, when you ask Mom for more milk, she just grunts at you and keeps tapping at her computer.

So now I just get my own.

Because I can reach.

Because tall.

So, the thing is, I like to water kale, but I don’t like to eat it.

“It is too scary to paint up here. I am not doing it.”

Ennui at the bakery.

Finished the squares table. NOW can I watch a movie?

“This is what an explorer is.”

This is the woodsy part of Montrose Park in our neighborhood. Mom says I’m not allowed up here by myself though, because there’s broken glass and abandoned (maybe) tents.

I’m off of school for 2.5 weeks for the holidays, so Mom lined up all this really fun stuff for me to do… like clean out my carseat.

(Wow. I really regret putting those crayons in here last summer.)