Archive for the ‘veiled parental criticism’ Category

Monday, June 15th, 2015

dayprisonHey Guys! Are you here to pick me up from pris… I mean, day camp?

Wednesday, May 27th, 2015

rippingstitchesI got a new gi, the next size up, so Mom needs to hem them, but she’s making ME rip the stitches. What’s that about? Child labor much?

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

confusingbathproducts Sometimes our neighbors leave things on our porch anonymously, like these… bath products.

 

Is it a hint?

Wednesday, May 20th, 2015

furniturestoreMom. MOM. You don’t need any more furniture. What are we doing here?

Saturday, May 16th, 2015

bluehairattemptWe’re trying to turn our hair blue with jello.

Spoiler! It doesn’t work.

Wednesday, May 6th, 2015

dentistwaitingroomRocking out in the waiting room at Mom’s new dentist because I don’t have to have two cavities filled.

Wednesday, April 29th, 2015

dojoshoesThis is where everyone leaves their shoes in my dojo. It is the site of the infamous Mom-walked-out-in-somebody-else’s-shoes incident.

Thursday, April 9th, 2015

springfever…I may have a cold.

I woke up last night crying hysterically because I was worried about Hagrid losing his job as the Care of Magical Creatures teacher.

 

Or so they tell me.

Thursday, April 2nd, 2015

lobsterintankWe won’t eat you.

Not today.

We ate lunch at Fish King and I accidentally dropped a big piece of salmon on the ground because I wasn’t eating over my plate. Mom said if that happened again, she was going to eat the rest of my lunch and I wouldn’t have anything left.

It didn’t happen again.

Monday, March 30th, 2015

descansorosearborA rose arbor at Descanso Gardens.

Mom had me stand up here to be closer to the flowers, but it’s kind of high.