Archive for the ‘mad science’ Category

Wednesday, January 25th, 2012

At dinner:

Sarah: Why is there foil on the pizza, Daddy?
Dad: To keep it warm, sweetie.
Sarah: Why?
Dad: ‘Cause of thermodynamics and stuff.
Sarah: Why?
Dad: ‘Cause of those guys who came after Newton.
Sarah: …
Sarah: Why were they chasing him?
Dad: He shot a man in Reno.
Sarah: Mom, why are you laughing? It’s not funny!

Friday, January 6th, 2012

Hm. Chocolate mustache not having intended effect. More cocoa?

Friday, December 23rd, 2011

They’ll never notice the candy canes have been replaced with conductors until it’s too late!

Monday, December 19th, 2011

“I drew aliens… with a mustache.”

Friday, December 16th, 2011

Tsk. Mom bought the cinnamon toast without the raisins. I shall put the raisins in, myself!

Friday, December 9th, 2011

I think it’s the alternator.

Friday, December 2nd, 2011

Stand back! I’m going to use TAPE!

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

And now, they’ll never find the bodies…

Wednesday, November 23rd, 2011

In the mouth? Through the nose? There are so many options with pudding.

Monday, November 21st, 2011

“Making a chugga-chugga choo-choo train!”