Tuesday, March 13th, 2012
Neighbor Sharon got me a hula hoop. I’ve been practicing.
Look at all this old stuff we found when cleaning out the closets.
“Change my diaper!”
“You’re not wearing a diaper.”
“I’m wearing a pretend diaper.”
“Well, I don’t think your pretend diaper is dirty.”
“It is! It has pretend pee.”
“I’ll pretend change it, then.”
“No. It’s real pee!”
“…I don’t like where this is going.”
“Sarah, what have you got there? Show it to me.”
“Not now. I’m cooking.”