NerkyGrrl

Mom: “Your birthday party is tomorrow, and I want to talk about some things I want you to do, okay?”
Sarah: “Okay.”
Mom: “Now, everybody is coming to see you, so I want you to make sure you say ‘hello’ to everyone and let them know you’re glad they came. Can you do that?”
Sarah: “Yes. And I will let them play with my toys and I won’t bite anybody.”
Mom: “Yeah. Not biting anyone is good. I also want you to play a little bit with all the kids. Don’t just play with one kid the whole time.”
Sarah: “Okay. And if they don’t want to play with me, they can bite me.”

Was too excited by Grandma’s arrival to take a nap today.
Now too tired to eat dinner.

Wow Charlie. The Petersen Automotive Museum is a great place for a birthday party. Good choice.

Ezra gave everybody gift bags at daycare today for his birthday. I have got to figure out where they get all these gift bag fillers.

And now, they’ll never find the bodies…

My daycare had an 18th birthday party, so we put on a performance for all the ‘rents.

Hello? Am I the only one doing the hokey pokey? Right foot in, people.

So. I’m not allowed to bite, and you’re keeping my nails trimmed.

Just how am I supposed to defend myself?

All right! A whole day without biting anyone at daycare. It’s chocolate pudding time!

Franklin, you wacky turtle.

Home reading on the couch because I puked in the car on the way to daycare. All in all a net positive, I think.

Hah hah. No fever for 24 hours.

I’m outta here.

Second day home alone with Mom! Will it never end?